★ LIMITED BETA SPOTS AVAILABLE ★

DOOM PILE DESTROYER

60 SECONDS. NO SHAME. CHAOS ACCEPTED.

The iOS app for people who can't start.
Not finish — start. The after photo doesn't have to be clean.
Just different. That's enough.

get early access before we launch june 1st · be first. break things. help us make it better.

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★ CHAOS ACCEPTED ★ PERFECTION REJECTED ★ THE AFTER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CLEAN ★ TESTFLIGHT BETA NOW OPEN ★ EYE CONTACT WITH THE PILE COUNTS ★ EMOTIONALLY ADJACENT IS ENOUGH ★ CHAOS ACCEPTED ★ PERFECTION REJECTED ★ THE AFTER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CLEAN ★ TESTFLIGHT BETA NOW OPEN ★ EYE CONTACT WITH THE PILE COUNTS ★ EMOTIONALLY ADJACENT IS ENOUGH ★

// WHAT YOU'RE TESTING //

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ONE MINUTE TIMER
Choose 1, 3, or 5 minutes. One minute is the default because starting is the entire win. You can always do more. You can't un-not-start.
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RIDICULOUS BADGES
Earn "Eye Contact Made" for looking at the pile. "Emotionally Adjacent" for being in the same room as progress. Each badge has its own unique haptic pattern.
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PILE PARKING LOT
Not ready to tackle it? Name it and park it. "The Chair." "Stair Situation." "Project Abandoned." It'll be there when you're ready. No pressure. No shame.
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SECRET AGENT MODE
Flip the toggle. The entire app transforms — Matrix green, classified mission language, your spy codename generated. AGENT PROCRASTINO reporting for duty.
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SHAME-FREE AFTER PHOTO
The after photo doesn't have to be clean. Just different. That's the design principle. No other app has made imperfection intentional. We did.
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COMMUNITY FEED
Share your before + after if you want. Others share too. React with 👁️ RELATABLE · 🏆 LEGENDARY · 🫠 SAME. No comments. No shame. Just solidarity.
"other apps were built for people who don't need them.
this one was built for the rest of us."
— Darcy McCabe, Founder · BlueRose Imaginarium

🏆 BETA TESTER EXCLUSIVE BADGES

🚀Early Operative
🔬Bug Hunter
💎OG Pile Haver
🛠️Beta Breaker
👑Founding Chaos Agent
📡First Signal

beta testers get exclusive badges that can never be earned after launch. ever.

YOUR PILE
IS WAITING.

it's been there for a while. let's go.

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