// Classified Personnel Files //

Meet the Team

A ragtag group of visionaries, chaos theorists, and one hoodie of unknown location.

// C-Suite //

Chief Chaos Officer

Cheshy

formerly known as the Cheshire Cat

"Always smiling. Never explains where things went. Considers the pile a feature, not a bug."

CCO · Chaos Division

Head of Existential Motivation

Jacquees Crusteau

formerly known as Jack Skellington

"Deeply understands the feeling of staring at a pile and questioning everything. Has been there. Still there."

HEM · Dread Department

VP of Distributed Operations

The Migrating Hoodie

location: unconfirmed since Tuesday

"Location: unknown. Last seen on the stairs. Or the chair. Or the bathroom floor. Currently unavailable for comment."

VP · Wherever Department

★ The Human ★

Founder · Also In A Pile

Darcy McCabe

Built this because I needed it. I have a doom pile. Several, actually. The hoodie on the barbell? That's real.

I'm building Doom Pile Destroyer as a one-person studio, using AI to rapidly iterate and ship faster than anyone expects. This is what it looks like when someone builds for the actual user — because they are the actual user.

Product designer. AWS. Amex. Developer platforms, fintech, privacy compliance. ADHD. Doom pile. Tumwater, Washington. Built by someone with the pile. For everyone with the pile.